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Showing posts with label The Utah Way. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Utah Way. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

President Obama and the first BYU football game

Last Friday, Aug 29,  BYU had their first football game.  We were invited to watch the game and have a dinner at a friend's home.  There were five total couples.   One of the couples has been dating for ten years.  The woman did not make a peep and she looked totally miserable.  The guy struck me as creepy, as he bent down and talked to you about one inch away from your face.  I had never met this guy before and he made me feel really uncomfortable to say the least.  He was kid of clingy.

After we got there, I remarked to my husband that I wondered how long it would take for someone to bash President Obama.  I knew it would happen before the night was over, and I was right.  As soon as the game ended here it came:  "Why that Obama is the worst President we have ever had and he does not know wht he is going-- bah  bah bah.............................  Of course this comment went on and on by the guy who started it.  But wait!  There were four of us that are Democrats (gasp)!  So we all had to kind of set him straight.

Got to love living in Happy Valley!

Saturday, August 9, 2014

Chickens? There is no law against having chickens!

I love living here in Happy Valley.  Some make their own rules that do not apply to them.  It is called "entitlement".  Take Sister Dough-Tara.  There is a law against having chickens in the city limits.  But that law does not apply to her.  She is a busy mom to fourteen children, and she has to juggle her part time job as a midwife.  She does not have time to shop, so she has her own chickens in her yard.  That way she can feed her hungry mouths without making unscheduled trips to the local market.  Chickens are not messy and they do not stink.  They do not attract bugs and insects.  They do not spread disease.  They don't get sick,and they are not noisy.  Therefore, Sister Dough-Tara has every right to have illegal chickens.  The neighbors do not mind either, as some of them have chickens as well, like the Bishop of the ward.  He has chickens to help feed the less fortunate members of the ward.  Why anyone can live on eggs alone.

The tale does not end here though.  Sister Dough-Tara had her chickens against the fence of the backdoor neighbor, who was not amused by the whole thing,  Sister Dobey kindly asked her to move her chickens somewhere else in her yard, as the mess was coming over in her yard.  Since Sister Dobey was not married in the temple, Sister Dough-Tara just kindly ignored her request.  In the next Fast and Testimony Meeting Sister Dough-Tara bore her testimony about how she had a testimony of the only true Church, and how much she loved her neighbors.

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Thanks Obama!

If you live in Utah, you blame President Obama for everything!  Obamacare, also known as Afforable Care Act;    the recent ISIS taking over  Iraq, lying about Benghazi, unemployment rate, 
You probably think he is the worst President since WWII!  Well there, the stock market is at the highest, unemployment is low, and there are no really good Republican candidates on the horizon........
But wait!!  If you live in Happy Valley, it is your duty to hate Obama.  That is the Utah Way.